It’s no secret that “The City” is always full of drama, and the latest news is that Whitney Port and Brody Jenner are looking mighty cozy as of late.

According to an insider, Miss Port and Mr. Jenner were spotted at Voyeur nightclub in Los Angeles last weekend and they looked to be more than friends.

“They didn’t come together but Whitney ran over to see him the second he walked in.

Getting an early start to the day, Miley Cyrus was spotted making her rounds in Beverly Hills, California on Saturday (January 9).

The Disney darling was looking ever so stylish as she picked up her morning coffee before heading to Beverly Hills for a hair appointment.

Always the gracious star, Miss Cyrus made sure to take time to tend to her fans - stopping to pose for pictures with a family along the way.

As previously reported by Gossip Center, it was just announced yesterday that Miley will be filming her final season of “Hannah Montana” this year - as she and her co-stars will start shooting on January 18th with production running through the summertime.

Mel Gibson evil mustacheCelebrities like to put gross shit on themselves for weird reasons. Sometimes literally. Those thousand-dollar-a-half-ounce lotions and potions that are supposed to make Goldie Hawn look like Emma Watson? Full of rat urine and monkey feces. But Mel Gibson isn’t being guided by youth-seeking vanity when he smears himself with cow brains. He just wants to win at poker. IMDb reports:

Mel Gibson uses a smelly ointment made from cow’s brains to sharpen his mind for poker games with pals.

The actor told Kirn the substance, called Selegiline, helps to clean “the neurotransmitters,” but [publicist Alan] Nierob insists the ointment doesn’t help his client and friend win – Gibson’s a “loser” whose losses have helped put the publicist’s kids through college.

But does he rub the ointment into his sugar tits?

Pairing up for the day’s filming, Cher and Kristen Bell were side-by-side shooting scenes for “Burlesque” in Los Angeles on Friday (January 8).

With both ladies in chipper moods, the “Moonstruck” star gave a warm embrace to her “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” actress co-star while the cameras rolled.

With filming having gotten underway the previous day, “Burlesque” also stars Christina Aguilera, Cam Gigandet, Eric Dane, Peter Gallagher and Julianne Hough.

Due out November 24, 2010, a synopsis of the Steve Antin directed film “Burlesque” tells: “A small-town girl ventures to Los Angeles and finds her place in a neo-burlesque club run by a former dancer.”

  • tila-tequila-griefTila Tequila is so utterly bereft over Casey Johnson’s death that she strapped on her Sketchers, hiked up her blammos, jumped in a tree, and posed for cameramen. (The Blemish)
  • Natalie Portman swears off nude scenes. Again. How joyless. (PopEater)
  • Model Missy Rayder nude in the new issue of Elle. If they’re called “fashion” models, why are they always naked? It’s a mystery wrapped inside a riddle wrapped inside a gordita. (Nudography)
  • Sylvester Stallone broke his neck. Pfft. Some Rocky he is. (Yeeeah!)
  • Lady Gaga will do a duet with Boy George, which actually makes a ton of sense. (Allie Is Wired)
  • Rihanna is dating Matt Kemp–canoodles on the beach to prove it. (Cityrag)
  • Gary Coleman had a seizure, then he had a snit over the “ugly” body double in his new movie. Butt you talkin’ ’bout, Willis? Oh, that was rich. (Celebitchy)
  • Christina Aguilera films Burlesque with unfrozen caveman Cher. (Amy Grindhouse)
  • Ashley Greene naked! With body paint. And covering up the good parts. Bronx cheer for you, lady. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Artie Lange stabs himself nine times. That’s NINE. (The Hollywood Gossip)

Having just returned home from a relaxing vacation, Audrina Patridge ventured out for a bite to eat at the Griddle Cafe in West Hollywood on Thursday afternoon (January 7).

Joined by a gentleman pal, the “Hills” hottie looked in fine form as she smiled for paparazzi - even stopping to sign a copy of Maxim for one of the following shutterbugs.

As for Miss Patridge’s vacation, she spent the New Year’s holiday relaxing on the sunny beaches of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Having stayed at the luxurious Casa Dorado hotel, Audrina tweeted prior to jetting back home, “casa dorada was amazing!!! kind of sad to be leaving.”

Nonetheless, it appears that the brunette beauty was able to find happiness in her return to Tinseltown, as she later wrote, “home sweet home!!! im craving in-n-out!!! yummy!”

jennifer lopez alienStreep! Winslet! Foster! These are names that just scream Oscar. But Lopez? As in Jennifer Lopez? Nah. She screams Teen Choice Award. Or Fatty B’s Favorite Fatty Booty award. But don’t tell that to J.Lo. She thinks she should be using her very own Academy Award to knock undead weasel husbo Marc Anthony upside the head every time he tells her she’s not as talented as that Beyonce. She told Latina magazine:

I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.

Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins—I couldn’t have been happier—but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’

“Yeah, totally, dawg. That would’ve been so straight dope,” we said as we brushed the Snackwells crumbs off of our Hypercolor shirt and turned up the Bell Biv Devoe on the tape deck.

Making for quite the star-studded evening at the Nokia Theatre, the 2010 People’s Choice Awards aired live from Los Angeles, California on Wednesday night (January 6).

With Queen Latifah gracefully managing the hosting duties, big winners in the movie categories included Sandra Bullock, Taylor Lautner, Hugh Jackman, Jim Carrey and “Hannah Montana” star Miley Cyrus.

As for the TV categories, “House” and “The Big Bang Theory” were named favorite drama and comedy, respectively, while Hugh Laurie, Katherine Heigl and Alyson Hannigan all picked up trophies, as well.

To cap off the night of celebrity action, Johnny Depp was named as favorite movie actor of the decade - being given the award by Sacha Baron Cohen.

A complete list of Peoples Choice Awards 2010 winners is as follows:

MOVIES:

Favorite Movie ACTOR

Johnny Depp

Favorite Movie ACTRESS

Sandra Bullock

Favorite Action STAR

Hugh Jackman

Favorite COMEDIC STAR

Jim Carrey

Favorite BREAKOUT MOVIE ACTRESS

Miley Cyrus

Favorite BREAKOUT MOVIE ACTOR

Taylor Lautner

Favorite ON-screen team

“The Twilight Saga”

Favorite independent movie

“Inglourious Basterds”

Favorite Comedy movie

“The Proposal”

Favorite MOVIE

“Twilight”

Favorite FAMILY movie

“Up”

Favorite Franchise

“The Twilight Saga”

FAVORITE MOVIE ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Johnny Depp

TELEVISION

Favorite TV Drama

“House”

Favorite TV Comedy

“The Big Bang Theory”

Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy TV Show

“Supernatural”

Favorite Competition Show

“American Idol”

Favorite TV drama actor

Hugh Laurie

Favorite TV drama actress

Katherine Heigl

Favorite TV comedy Actor

Steve Carell

Favorite TV Comedy Actress

Alyson Hannigan

Favorite tv Obsession

“True Blood”

favorite animal show

“Dog Whisperer”

FAVORITE TALK SHOW

“The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

FAVORITE NEW TV COMEDY

“Glee”

FAVORITE NEW TV DRAMA

“Vampire Diaries”

MUSIC

Favorite Male ARTIST

Keith Urban

Favorite Female aRTIST

Taylor Swift

Favorite COUNTRY ARTIST

Carrie Underwood

Favorite R&B ARTIST

Mariah Carey

Favorite Pop ARTIST

Lady Gaga

Favorite Rock BAND

Paramore

Favorite BREAKOUT MUSIC ARTIST

Lady Gaga

Favorite MUSIC COLLABORATION

Run This Town

FAVORITE HIP-HOP ARTIST

Eminem

MISCELLANEOUS

Favorite WEB CELEB

Ashton Kutcher

58584438Love springs eternal! No, wait. We meant love springs a turd hole. Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged! To be married! US breaks the story, saying:

The wacky pair — who’ve been dating since September 2009 — became betrothed five days ago while on holiday in Jaipur, India. A pal says that Brand, 34, proposed with a ring, and that Perry, 25, happily accepted.

Of their romance, a friend tells Us that Perry has “never connected with anybody like this.” As for Brand, the Forgetting Sarah Marshall star “is super into her. She says he makes her laugh like nobody else in the world,” an insider says.

Mazel tov to the beautiful couple! After they exchange vows, he can look forward to spending a lifetime twiddling her outstanding breasts. And she can look forward to a lifetime of  . . . stroking his artfully sculpted little beard? I dunno.

January 6th, 2010

Looking to be in quite the cheerful mood, Jessica Alba was spotted making her way into a studio located in Santa Monica, California on Tuesday (January 5).

After spending time tending to work duties, the “Sin City” sweetheart gassed up her Tahoe at a local gas station before continuing along on her way.

Meanwhile, Jess will be among the many stars on hand for the People’s Choice Awards - which take place in Los Angeles tomorrow night (January 6).

Recognizes fan favorites in music, film and television for 2009, the show will be airing live from the Nokia Theater with Queen Latifah acting as the ceremony’s host.

lindsay-lohan-cries-on-phoneRemember waaaaaay back 24 whole hours ago to yesterday when we promised you positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!? Well, it didn’t take long for Lindsay Lohan to make good on that promise. As we were bringing you the Twitter gospel according to Lohan, she was punching a guy in the maw and then crying about it. Says Fame Pictures (via Celebitchy):

After Lindsay Lohan allegedly threw a punch at a guy who was getting too close to her younger sister Ali at a nightclub, the two exhibit some bizarre behavior on their yacht early this morning, the 4th of January. Sources say that Lindsay repeatedly warned the young man to leave her sister alone and viciously punched him when he did not stop.

Bodyguards arrived quickly to stop the fight and Ali returned to the boat, while Lindsay and a male friend stayed for another hour. On a yacht still riddled with vodka bottles from the long night of partying, the Lohan sisters laughed and cried as they made phone calls, trying to determine the severity of the fight and the consequences that may put a stop to their indulgent vacation.

Way to not court drama, Linds. You might also try walking to the nearest convenience store wearing only a bra and flip flops, announcing your engagement to a 90-year-old billionaire, or, an old classic, shaving your head in front of paparazzi. All drama-free, fun activities to fill your days.

Also, here are some pics of Lindsay in a bathing suit, cause her yabbos look juicy.






Passing away at such a young age, Casey Johnson was found dead in Los Angeles on Monday morning (January 4).

According to TMZ reports, Miss Johnson, who is the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, passed away of still undetermined causes at her residence.

Miss Johnson recently made headlines after it was announced that she was engaged to MTV reality star, Tila Tequila.

Confirming the sad news, Tila wrote on her Twitter account: “Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family.”

lil_bow_wow1This holiday weekend Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter to tell us about how srt8 hood bangin’ her NYE was, but what about other celebrities? How did they utilize this wonder of technology to enrich our lives as they rang in the new year? Lil Bow Wow, who’s not so Lil anymore, hopped on the twatters to tell us he’s a total jagbab dickweed super moron. While hanging out with Chris “Doo Doo” Brown (of course) and Akon, Mr. Wow tweeted:

Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as fuck. Just left @livmiami

Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot

Chris Brown has already filed this incident away in his “Notes for next time I’m a girlfriend-beating scrotum-munching asshole idiot.” So if you see Chris on the twits all like,

“This bitch betta stop trippin’

She bout ta get her ass beat if she don’t get the hell out my face

Yo Rihanna, girl, where you at? Love you, miss you, call me, kisses”

You know it’s time to call TMZ.

Stocking up on healthy eats, Kate Beckinsale was spotted doing some grocery shopping at Whole Foods in Santa Monica, California yesterday (January 3).

The “Serendipity” actress looked cute and casual as she made her way around the celebrity-popular supermarket while nearby paparazzi snapped up pictures.

The day before, Kate got in some all-important bonding time with her husband Len Wiseman and daughter Lily Mo Sheen in Brentwood.

Making the most of the beautiful weather, the Beckinsale bunch headed out to Will Rogers State Park for some fresh air and sunshine with the family dog.

Looking to stock up on a few household needs, Ashley Tisdale and boyfriend Scott Speer were spotted out shopping in Sherman Oaks, California on Saturday afternoon (January 2).

Having recently ditched her hair extensions, the “High School Musical” hottie and her beau carefully browsed the furniture store offerings at The Westfield Mall in search of the perfect home decor pieces.

Meanwhile, Ashley seems to have enjoyed quite the fun-filled New Year’s celebration, as she tweeted of her party plans a few days back, “So excited for tonight, gonna be bringin in the new year with my man, nessa, and zac!!! I hope everyone has a great new year. Be safe xoxo!”

Once the clock struck midnight, Tizzie joyously wrote to her many Twitter fans and followers, “Happy New Year!!!!!!! i love you all!”