• Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
• Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. (Socialite’s Life)
• Hailey Glassman dumps Jon Gosselin. Because she finally stopped and thought and was like, “WTF, I’m dating Jon Gosselin??? Hahahaha WOW. How the hell did that happen?” (The Superficial)
• Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? Kim Cattrall or C.C. DeVille? *brain explodes* (Yeeeah!)
• Matt Damon realizes what thousands of celebrities will never know: becoming a big lazy fatass is fun. That’s why we Muggles do it all the time. (Fatback)
• Red Sonja better bring in some major box office cash, because Rose McGowan gave up her elbow for the role. Literally. (IDLYITW)
• Speaking of useless remakes, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox are fighting for the role of Barbarella. Oh no, ladies, don’t fight. No, please, stop. Oh, the hair-pulling! The anguished moans! It’s too much to take. (The Blemish)
• Top 10 sexiest dames from the new fall TV season. (Mr. Skin)

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