Awhile back there was this little show called the Emmys. People got awards for doing stuff like managing not to completely trod all over the grave of the best documentary ever. And it was really boring. So we focused on Blake Lively’s boobs. And we scratched our head. We looked and stared and contemplated and ogled and dragged out our monocle and still couldn’t decide if those things were real. But we’ve finally come to a decision thanks to these pics from a screening of her movie The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. Our verdict? Fake fake fake. Of course, we can’t be sure, since we’ve never seen Blake Lively nude, but c’mon! Look at those things! We can almost hear the “boioioioioiong” and squeak from accidentally running into them. Boobs just don’t do that. Well, in the semi-hardcore graphic novel we’ve been working on they do, but that’s a whole different universe where boobs can do any number of miraculous tasks, like give you a top-notch shoe shine.
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