We’ve seen a lot of titties in our day. Sure, maybe not in person, but magazines and computer screens count, right? So we know that there are all different shapes and sizes and hangs and dimensions and whatnot. But we also know that plastic surgery can mess up (or fix, whatever) all of these things. Which is exactly what we think happened to the hooters (not) hanging on Blake Lively’s chest. “But,” you say, “she’s young! They’re supposed to be perky!” Well, folks, we present to you exhibit A) 90210 star Jessica Lowndes’s side boob. Jessica is a full year and half younger than Blake. And those floppers are sporting some natural hang. They in no way resemble a halved Nerf football. We’re not saying that one is better than the other, exactly, we just like truth in advertising. Fake boobs that actually look good totally freak us out. Kind of like cats who can use the toilet.
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