Behold! Jessica Simpson – Billy Corgan picture confirmation. The killer in me is the killer in you.- Nicolas Cage’s ex-wife is suing his broke ass. Good luck with that whole squeezing blood from a stone thing. (PopEater)
- Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have a new baby boy. Finally, we can begin filming our proposed reality show The Brady Bundch. (The Blemish)
- Alan Arkin was freaked the hell out by Blake Lively nude. (Nudography)
- A couple was arrested for an extortion plot against John Stamos. What were they trying to get from him? The bongos he used in “Kokomo”? (Allie Is Wired)
- Michael Bay makes a commercial for Victoria’s Secret and is physically unable to stop himself from sneaking in a large explosion. (Yeeeah!)
- Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga met the Queen of England. Gaga dressed like the Red Queen. Miley dressed like a lady named “Misty” traveling on the back of her old man’s hog at Sturgis. (Pop on the Pop)
- Tiger Woods: sex tapes! Bastard babies! Abortions! Hush Money! Gatorade! (Celebitchy)
- Uma Thurman dumps fiancee Arpad Busson. He was previously dumped by Elle Macpherson and he’s a billionaire, so he must be a real butthole. (Daily Stab)
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