We have a lot of those “if we ruled the world” proclamations. Like, if we ruled the world, Chris “Doo Doo” Brown and Charlie Sheen would have to marry each other. Or, if we ruled the world, “Bad Romance” would be our national anthem, and when it was played at baseball games, during the “Walk, walk, fashion baby” part, the opposing teams would have a pose off in center field. Also, if we ruled the world, no one would have to work during the week between Christmas and New Year’s. Especially people who write celebrity gossip for a living. You know why? Because NOTHING happens. Sure, once in while Charlie Sheen will wail on his wife or Kim Kardashian will get peed on, but other than that, it’s just boring, low-rung celebrities in bikinis. And that gets boring day after day. So we give up. We’re done for the day. As a parting gift, enjoy Victoria’s Secret models Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel in bikinis.
