This holiday weekend Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter to tell us about how srt8 hood bangin’ her NYE was, but what about other celebrities? How did they utilize this wonder of technology to enrich our lives as they rang in the new year? Lil Bow Wow, who’s not so Lil anymore, hopped on the twatters to tell us he’s a total jagbab dickweed super moron. While hanging out with Chris “Doo Doo” Brown (of course) and Akon, Mr. Wow tweeted:
Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as fuck. Just left @livmiami
Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot
Chris Brown has already filed this incident away in his “Notes for next time I’m a girlfriend-beating scrotum-munching asshole idiot.” So if you see Chris on the twits all like,
“This bitch betta stop trippin’
She bout ta get her ass beat if she don’t get the hell out my face
Yo Rihanna, girl, where you at? Love you, miss you, call me, kisses”
You know it’s time to call TMZ.